Chorus:
Father please forgive me for I know not what I do
I just never had the chance to ever meet you
Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be
My mother's evil seed and do these evil deeds
Mama had a baby and its head popped off
(Head popped off repeat 5X)
But mama don't want me, the next thing I know I'm gettin' dropped
off
(Getting dropped off repeat 4X)
Ring, ring, ring on the doorbell of the next door neighbors on their
front porch
(Their front porch repeat 4X)
But they didn't want me neither so they left me on someone else's
lawn
(Else's lawn repeat 3X)
'Til someone finally took me in my Great Aunt and Uncle Edna and
Charles
(Edna and Charles repeat 4X)
They were the ones who were left in charge
My elementary they'd gang up on me and sing this song
(Sing this song repeat 4X)
It went something like
Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb
Debbie had a satan spawn, satan spawn
Mama why do they keep saying this I just don't understand understand
And by the way where's my dad?
Chorus
Predominately, predominately, everything always predominately
Predominately-white, predominately black well what about me?
Where does that leave me?
Well I guess that I'm between predominately both of 'em
I think if I hear that fuckin' word again I'ma scream
While I'm projectile vomiting
What do I look like a comedian to you?
Do you think that I'm kidding?
What do I look like some kinda idi...
Wait a minute shit, don't answer that
Why am I so misunderstood?
Why do I go through so much bullshit it's such bullshit it's tush
mull bish
Woe is me, there goes poor Marshall again
Whining about his millions and his mansion and his sorrow he's always
drowning in
And the dad that he never had, and how his childhood was so bad
And how his mom was a dope addict and his ex-wife how they go at
it
Man I'd hate to have it as bad as that Mr. Mathers
Claims he had it, I can't imagine it
That little poor white bastard needs to take some of that cash out
of the bank
And take a bath in it
Man if I only had half of it, shit if you only knew the half of
it
Chorus
Evil deeds, while I plant these evil seeds
Please release me from these demons
I never had any of this shit planned mom please believe
I don't wanna be santa's spawn, never got the chance to say I'm
sorry
Now look at all the pain I caused
Dear Santa Claus why are you not coming this year again
What did I do that was so bad to deserved this?
Everything could have been so perfect but life ain't a fairy tale
I'm about to be hosted up in the air
Forty feet below me there's people everywhere
I don't even know but who feel like they know me, 'cause I'm in
this ferrus wheel
And all I wanna do is go to the mall and take Halie on the carousel
Without this crowd everywhere I go
But life is like a merry go round
Here we go now do-si-do now curtains up the show must go now
Ring-around-the-rosy the show's over you can all go home now
But the curtains just don't close for me
This ain't how fame was suppose to be
Where's the switch I can just turn off-and-on this ain't what I
chose to be
So please God give me the strength
To have what it takes to carry on
'Til I pass 50 back the baton, the camera's on, my soul is gone
