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Hey! Thank all yall for comin' out tonight
It was a beautiful night tonight and The Shizznit
Where pimpin' and dead, these hoes just scared
Thanks Snoop Dogg, Ludacris, all the players fomr the LBC
It was a beautiful night tonight
Oh, look at these fools, Ay! Security! Come get these niggaz!
Ludacris
Fresh off the streets, just finished a show in Long Beach
Ready to relax, kick up my feet
Maybe smoke a blunt or two, that's what I wanna do
Broke out and called up the homeboy Snoop
Snoop
What happenin' nephew?
Ludacris
Oh, nothin' just called, lookin' for some women that can fondle
my balls
Snoop
(Well you hit the right dogg, I can help you with that
Gimme 15 minutes, and I'll hit you rite back
Ludacris
Off to the hotel, I was ready indeed
Slapped the button in the 'llac to control the speed
Put one up in the air, the cops just stared
Waved my hands out the roof like I just ain't care
Got to the tele and I slid thru the door
On to the elevator, hit the penthouse floor
And what would happen next only time could time
Cuz I got up to my room, and I was mad as hell
Snoop
Aaah! Damn!
Chorus:
Who let these hoes in my room? (These hoes)
Who let these hoes in my room?
Who let these hoes in my room? (Did you let 'em in?)
Who let these hoes in my room? (These hoes)
Who let these hoes in my room?
Ludacris
Now it was five B.A.P hoes and they look like trash
But one was midget, so we'll just say four and a half
I was stuck speechless, couldn't believe my eyes
What'd I do to deserve this unpleasant surprise?
And I was thinkin' to myself, "This is just my luck"
Then my nigga bust in like "What the fuck!?"
Oh shit it's Snoop!
Snoop Who in the hell let them booger bears out they cell
Ludacris Not me
Snoop And what they doin' in ya' room? Nigga make 'em bail
Ludacris Yeah
Snoop Got some fine bitches, dime bitches on they way
Ludacris Okay
Snoop And told security, "Let 'em in, with no delay"
Ludacris Ha Ha!
Snoop So when they get here, they'll probably be like half
naked
Don't mean to trip out, but bitch yall got to dip out
Ludacris Dip Out!
Snoop Catch the elevator on more floor
Presidential with the slidin' key for the door
Ludacris Oh No!
Snoop What the fuck goin' on? Shit, all around the world
Luda, then its the same song
Them bitches was so ugly, I told 'em to go home
Chorus
Ludacris
Now, these chicks wouldn't leave, they was ready to clown
One was 5'6 and weighed three hundred pounds
Snoop
No she didn't come thru with a thong on
She did for the hell of it, big fat whale of it
Ludacris
You can't seperate me, Ima seperate you
Bitch ya' pussy smell like Pepe Le Pew
Snoop
You filthy, nasty, sick in the head
Sittin' in my dressin room with dick on ya' bread
Ludacris
She said "I want you to climb in this underwear, silly"
But I was turned off by her tupper-ware titties
Snoop
Fake bitches, break bitches, make bitches
Kick rocks, when they fucked up in they face
Tick-tock, you gots to get up out my space
Hey Ludacris let's get the fuck up out this place, let's bounce
Ludacris
Then it got to my head, and somethin' reminded me
I know who let 'em in, it was Bill O'Reilly
Snoop
Faggot
Ya' white bread, chicken-shit nigga!
Chorus
Snoop talking
Ay, ay yall gotta go
Yall gotta get the fuck up outta here, ugly ass bitches
I dont understand how these bitches always get in my dressin' room
You know what I'm sayin'?
Soon as I get off stage, it's 7 or 8 ugly ass bitches posyed up
in my dressin room
And security act like they dont know who did it
I know you feel what I'm sayin', I'm my nigga around the whole world
We need to form a society or somethin'
Fat, gorilla, monkey mouth bitches cant get in our mothafuckin'
dressin room or backstage
And if they do, we kindly put our foot up their asses
And re-direct them bitches to security dressin' room, you dig?
Sick of these ugly ass bitches bein' my dressin' room
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